A Parrot...Parties...Crazy Floodlit
Golf...and Friendships are recalled

by Kay Smith, Ladies Captain in 1969, as she contributes memories of the old course and the 19th hole.

Kay writes: When I joined the club in the early 1960's there was no resident professional but ladies were fortunate as Bert Dedman, the Royal Winchester professional, visited the club to give lessons.  Later Ron Crockford became our professional much to the delight of most of the ladies!

When you look back it seems that the sun always shone, but I recall one Sunday when our Mixed Team was due to play at Salterns there was a terrific downpour at 11 a.m. and the Salterns secretary rang to say that the course was unplayable.

Corhampton, as usual, soaked up the deluge, hasty phone calls were made, and the match was switched to our course. The ladies provided the teas, as they did on many occasions. In those days there were not so many two-car families. Husbands and wives arrived at the club together and the mixed competitions were always well supported.

Our friendship with local clubs is legendary and particularly with Waterlooville who have always enjoyed their visits to Corhampton.

After matches were over the evenings developed into real social occasions with music, games and singsongs. Many will remember the late night challenge by the madhatters who played the first hole lit by car headlights parked in a row in the semi-rough. It was quite crazy... and the losers had to buy the beer!

The friendship with Waterlooville was cemented when the club presented us with a lovely brass bell which now hangs by the tenth tee.

The old clubhouse was much loved and before open matches it was cleaned and polished by the ladies who also took the curtains home to launder. Open matches at Corhampton were always popular and regulars came year after year.

As my game improved and I tackled other Hampshire courses I realised how much Corhampton was appreciated even by a grey parrot which caused a lot of fun on a lovely Sunday evening. It screeched "fore" at the men and "Whohoo" at the ladies and then joined us in the bar. The parrot was eventually given the bird by Bill Trivess for taking a beakful of his beer.

The golf course with the alternative holes was a delight to play. Even if you were not having a good day with your clubs the scenery was superb and there always seemed to be so many birds flying around. There were missel thrushes, fieldfare and a resident woodpecker around the seventh hole. When skylarks were nesting in the semirough the greenkeeper displayed a "Skylarks -do not disturb" notice.

It was usual on nine-hole courses for the men's and ladies' captains to hold a joint Captains Day. I was privileged to be Captain in 1969 when 40 ladies and 80 men played.

The old clubhouse, with its wellstocked bar and professional's shop next door, could tell many a story. Unfortunately, it was a regular target for intruders and an alarm was connected to Droxford Police Station. The last person to leave at night had to remember to jump over the mat at the door because it covered the alarm bleep. Sadly, that bleep often went off..